I'm sure I'm not alone here but does anybody else struggle with intimacy after having kids because I know we do feel like every time it's time to get down and dirty and you know the kid wakes up or need something that's just impossible nowadays

Yes, 100%. Sometimes it's super super frustrating, especially when it used to be a lot different, if you get what I'm saying, but...

Just lock them up in a room and put some food like a bucket cheese would be good

It was like harder since like after I had my kid, but now I just tell a little man to shut the fuck up till I'm done. and like it works so