This is a story about how my friend tried to unalive me in a grocery store under a minute So I relinked with this friend. Um, this bitch always been weird He's always been like left with me. Like he's always been like a low-key fucking hater But I relinked with him because I thought he changed his ways x y z 1 2 and 3 later on in our conversations And stuff like that. I started to realize that he was actually still fucking big mad about just my literal fucking existence I'm like, oh this bitch think that i'm stupid stupid so i'll be uber eating and fucking door dashing and shit with this bitch like just helping her out because i'm just such a good bitch like i will be helping this bitch pack groceries look for items stuff like that and push come to shove this bitch come around and she started acting weird there's one day that we went to go do the fucking uber eats i'm like okay what's the tea with that this bitch on her phone texting the green bubble this bitch don't fuck this bitch so fucking so so narcissistic so pessimistic so motherfucking basic as fuck so follow to hurt the sheep this bitch only sex bitches with iphones this bitch don't text nobody no address So, I'm like, who the fuck is this bitch checking with Android? I'm looking at the text. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm here. You need to come to this one. You need to come to this one. Mind you, I got 22 Division. It's, like, eight feet away. So, I'm looking. I'm like, oh, this bitch trying to set me up. Mind you, I play VR a lot, and I'm a, like, major ranked shooter in this shooting game that I play in VR. So, I'm like, oh, so this bitch think I'm dumb, and this bitch think that I won't beat her ass or whoever the fuck coming. So, we in the alley, whatever. And this bitch go, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. I got to go to the bathroom. i'm like okay i'm coming with you he's like why bitch i know what the fuck you're on bitch i'll come with you fuck so i came with him but i go outside to go smoke a vape i'm like this bitch they're gonna fucking snoop i'm about to stay here in this fucking hour this bitch go call this fuck ass ***** to come up here and shoot my fucking brains out but you got me fucked up you got me bent you got me real bent fuck all that so the bitch come back mind you we didn't even get anything this time this bitch had got some fucking chips in the goddamn gatorade bitch Bitch, you know that I was on that fucking Uber Eats Precise. Bitch, you think that I was fucking slow. Bitch, guarantee you, fucker, bitch, out of here. So, I get in a car with him. And I'm like, bitch, do we got a problem? Do we got a problem? Fuck. He didn't say shit.