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OK so the first thing everyone I'll see you when they first meet you if you do send them comedy is can you tell me a joke no dude I cannot tell you a joke in the middle of Rite Aid because that's not how stand-up comedy works if I did knock knock jokes maybe maybe I could bust out a joke but that is just if you know anything about stand-up comedy would never ask a comic that so I am like fucking wonder woman just like battling these people in the streets who want me to perform in the middle of a grocery store so please stop asking comics that
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Lillian Olivia I don't know how to pronounce your name off of fuck it up tell me a joke right now I want to make me laugh
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I got $30. Make me laugh.
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This is it is annoying when you do first meet people and they find out you do stand up or they'll try and say Well, I'm funnier than you. I hate that too. It really shows how dumb they are because stand up is calculated you idiot.
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Oh my god, yeah, if they automatically try to be a competition and then start trying to do jokes like bill burr type jokes and they're not funny, big, big red flag. And then how about the ones who are like, I've always been thinking about doing comedy myself. like no
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You're still right and it's the only profession where people are put on the spot because it doesn't happen to musicians, it doesn't happen to actors, chefs, you know, somebody works at Subway, but you're not like, make me a foot long outside of subway, like bitch.
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Oh my god, Stephanie, you're so right and I've never even thought of it that way. I've said I was an actor for years and no one said, Do a monologue.
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No, you're wrong. It also happens to girls on ********. Like if a girl told me she had ********, I'm like, Oh, bet some of you knew, like, you know.
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Pfft. Nobody asked.
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I don't care. Tell me a joke still, okay?
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This has never once happened.
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Wow, you sound really insecure. You have to immediately attack me. I didn't say how you sound ugly, or you sound fat, or you sound lonely. I didn't bring up that. Why do you have to be mean?
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Here's a question for you. Why do you need validation from strangers online?
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If you're ain't getting that offended by people asking you that then I suggest you don't say that you're a stand up comic in inconvenient places
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That is actually a genius idea. Why haven't I thought of that? I feel like I have truth serum when I'm put on the spot with strangers and it's something I have to work on and I'm so glad you said that.
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Why don't you just say that you're an entertainer and leave it at that? But also, can you tell us a joke since you're a comedian? Like, I want to laugh. Tell me a joke.
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I am an entertainer seems like they're telling me they're a dancer which leads to stripping being a stripper which I don't think she wants that attention either
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Absolutely, I can't stand it. No, I can't tell you a joke. Except for, hey, look in the mirror, that is a joke. Ha ha. But yeah, stand up comics do not do that and it's very calculated.
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