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OK so the first thing everyone I'll see you when they first meet you if you do send them comedy is can you tell me a joke no dude I cannot tell you a joke in the middle of Rite Aid because that's not how stand-up comedy works if I did knock knock jokes maybe maybe I could bust out a joke but that is just if you know anything about stand-up comedy would never ask a comic that so I am like fucking wonder woman just like battling these people in the streets who want me to perform in the middle of a grocery store so please stop asking comics that
This is it is annoying when you do first meet people and they find out you do stand up or they'll try and say Well, I'm funnier than you. I hate that too. It really shows how dumb they are because stand up is calculated you idiot.
Oh my god, yeah, if they automatically try to be a competition and then start trying to do jokes like bill burr type jokes and they're not funny, big, big red flag. And then how about the ones who are like, I've always been thinking about doing comedy myself. like no
You're still right and it's the only profession where people are put on the spot because it doesn't happen to musicians, it doesn't happen to actors, chefs, you know, somebody works at Subway, but you're not like, make me a foot long outside of subway, like bitch.
Wow, you sound really insecure. You have to immediately attack me. I didn't say how you sound ugly, or you sound fat, or you sound lonely. I didn't bring up that. Why do you have to be mean?
That is actually a genius idea. Why haven't I thought of that? I feel like I have truth serum when I'm put on the spot with strangers and it's something I have to work on and I'm so glad you said that.
Why don't you just say that you're an entertainer and leave it at that? But also, can you tell us a joke since you're a comedian? Like, I want to laugh. Tell me a joke.
I am an entertainer seems like they're telling me they're a dancer which leads to stripping being a stripper which I don't think she wants that attention either
Absolutely, I can't stand it. No, I can't tell you a joke. Except for, hey, look in the mirror, that is a joke. Ha ha. But yeah, stand up comics do not do that and it's very calculated.