Personally, this is just me personally, I stole my best friend's V-card.

No comment. No comment. No comment. No comment. Anything I say or any of us says will be used against us in cult if any of us got cult. So I'mma say no comment.

Of course, I have. When I was little, I was living in Commerce City in Colorado, and I went to this little store named Hilo, and I went in there and I stole a bunch of comic books. Yeah, I got away with it for a while, then I went in there and tried to steal more and I got caught. The guy, he didn't call my mom, but he kicked me out, said never to show my face in there again.

Yep, Master Thief here. What d'you want? I'll steal you anything.