How did you just fall like that? You was running and fell. And what is that run? A dupe about you getting your wig snatched.

I thought he was gonna like push her down the flipping tracks.

She said, MY HAIR!

This is the best thing I've seen today.

How? How did Brolius fall out of nowhere?

Bro, I thought the wig got stuck on one of the windows or one of the doors, but no, it has to be snatched by two random teenagers.