Nah man, nah I don't think he's wearing a thong, I swear he was wearing swimming trunks, I swear done, I must be bamboozled or I must be seeing things in reverse.

You sound a bit aroused there, you fella, you alright? Oh, like, I don't know if I can say the word, but it begins with an F. Don't know if I'll get banned or not, but you seem like one of them babs.

I'm not aroused, but like, I'm just like, that's crazy, bro. Bro, bro's doing that in public as well. And bro's a dude as well. That's like a feminine thing to do. Also, I don't think you can be banned for saying ******. I don't think you can. I think ******'s okay. I mean, I've heard people say the hard R on here, so... And they're still cool, so I think you can just say whatever the fuck you want on here and not be banned.

Ah, cheers pal. How would you know that? Personal experience, eh?

I mean, like, I didn't say the hard R. I've said ****** and fuck, like, retarded as well, but nah, never the hard R. I just know that you can't get banned for saying the hard R because, like, I've seen a lot of people say it and they're still on here, so I'm just taking, like, uneducated guess that you can just say whatever the fuck you want on here and not be banned. And because retarded is also bad, but I haven't been banned for that at all.

Her phone wasn't even on.

I think she's trying to figure out how to use it. I think my phone's broken.

Are you gay then?