Cat looking at me with that bombastic side-eye.

Why is he soda-ing me? He's scaring me!

What is the cat doing there why is it not on my microwave I need a calories

I'm in a pointless fight, but I still hate it, because I'm a crab leg!

why is that cat looking at me like it's like it's ready to fight why is the kitten giving you the side eye

I'm not gonna lie, that blender looks very good right on her.

How much you want? I'll buy the cat. Five bucks.

I'm gonna eat that cat. That cat is so cute. Like, every time I see little cute things, I just wanna eat it. Like, I love little cute things because I just wanna eat it. Like, if I see a cute dog, I'm gonna eat it. If I see a cute cat, I'm gonna eat it. If I see a cute little baby, I'm gonna eat it. Like, I'll literally cook it. Well done. It's gonna be cooked well done.