Someone do all of us a favor and hit that fucking dog with a car, please.

It's just the same picture over and over again. My dog looks better than your fucking mother does. Uh, I mean, my dog looks better than your dog.

But I'm like, it's like 1.30 in the morning and that low key scared me. Like, I've got my toes, like, halfway up the bed right now. and nothing.

Dog look like a down syndrome

That dog looked like he finna attack somebody! You better run! Have you ever watched that one? I was like, get your fucking dog! Yeah, you better run for your life because like... That'll be a play with you.

Um... Smash.

Where are you again?

Fetch me their souls!

Bro, is your dog okay? Does he need to go to the hospital? Like...