Oh my god, your cat Biggie Smalls looks like my cat Cornbread. Uh... Cornbread and Biggie Smalls should be friends. Uh... But I'm afraid that Cornbread will sit on Biggie Smalls, because Cornbread's, like, really fuckin' fat, and he's, like, two years old. So, um... We gotta come to an agreement to, uh, make sure that Biggie Smalls will stay safe.