Right, so I am like very nearsighted. I have been since I was like 6 and I always used to joke that you know I don't wear my glasses because you know I've seen enough shit. I don't know who in the universe is listening. But whoever that was is no funny, really no funny because now I am nearsighted and I am also false-sighted at the same time, but in one eye. but then in the other eye, I'm extremely nearsighted and more than the other. Are you confused? Good, because so am I. So now, not only can I not see, but I can't see at the same time. Like, I am constantly doing this weird winking thing where I close one eye and open the other and I wanna see far and vice versa. If I wanna see up close, but at the same time, even if I do that, I still can see. So it's just like, I should have not made those jokes about I've seen enough because because whoever was listening said okay but now you can't see at all but at the same time you still can. Help.