Okay, this is a question for all the fucking men out there. Why is it that I can have a hamper right in the bathroom? But you can't put your bloody socks in it and they end up next to the bed still. What is that all about? You can't take the damn sock and just throw it in the basket? You have to leave it around for the other socks to find it? Now why do you think we're always looking for the missing pair of socks. It's because you guys keep them. You like Dobby with a sock load.

Well for starters we keep the socks on because one on the tile floor if you have it cold and if you have carpet then we just keep it on because we don't wanna get our feet wet and anything that could possibly be a