Do you know what's really frustrating when you're trying to plan a bloody surprise and they ruined the whole plan let me explain why it is my husband's birthday today right and I love him dearly of course anyone loves her husband I had this full thin client of a surprise party tonight we're ready to go I have to pick up the cake today the decorations you know I've got to do everything today and my husband was supposed to be at work fantastic you know he decides to takeoff the day last minute 10 PM last night goes I'm taking it off what what what the hell am I gonna do Linda I have to go pick up your cake your decorations a bunch of other stuff for the party people and you just took off the entire day thinking we were gonna spend it together love that for you but here's the thing we're not going to spend it together and now we're gonna figure this shit out anyway so my stupid ass has to figure out what to do for the rest of the day So this is gonna be a fun one oh yeah so are we love that for me

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