So this is a story time. I was 16, almost 17 when this happened. I was literally shopping a dollar general, which is such a random fucking place to meet somebody. But this girl who had like something kind of in common with me, like some things, she comes up to me and she's like, oh, do you live close by? Like I'm looking for friends. And I was like, yeah, yeah, down the road. So we exchanged numbers and she invites me over for dinner later that night. And I was like, OK, well, that seems like a normal thing, like just to eat. So she like makes fucking dinner and I'm over there. We have a fire and she fucking feeds me and then like in the middle of eating She's like yeah, the reason I invited you over here was to have sex with me and my husband and I remind you I'm like still 16 at this point like about to be 17 She's fucking 25 and her husband's like 40 fucking two years old and they have like kids running around and I'm like what the fuck like I literally spit my food out I'm like what the fuck dude literally I cannot make no friends without them trying to fuck me and like I I just wanted a damn friend okay but I guess I'm stupid and I don't know what dinner means apparently dinner at a friend's house is a lot more than they say because like she was like specifically saying she just wants to be friends with me but she wanted she would have like friends of benefits kind of thing like she could have just she just said that and I wouldn't have come over like I was like fucking 16 like I didn't think because like you know like I didn't think like the way she approached me it was about sex I really I don't I don't know. Like, what the fuck?

This is the craziest fucking story bro. This shit's crazy bro. I don't even know man. I don't. is we need more stories has it happened more than one