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How come when a girl gets pregnant everybody always congratulate her and touches her stomach even though it was a man's job like honestly y'all should start like patting the man's balls and be like good job because I would definitely get a girl pregnant for that
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No bro I know I'm stroking my dick not the same bro double standard these days bro
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How many strong for you
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I have no words.
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Say, I think I'm in love with you.
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What?
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Damn, I didn't think this many people could not be able to take a joke and like be in the same place at once. I didn't know this was fucking Twitter.
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Nah, bruh, it's okay. I'm on your side.
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Bro I just want some more tickle my balls right now
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I actually think I think it is a very good idea I think we should start doing this for her
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Yo pick me up
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Yeah, I mean, like, people want us to treat people like equally. This is the way!
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Bro, I think they pat the girl's belly because she's the one who has to push the human out of her fucking vagina. a whole barely an inch wide like a whole last human like I don't know
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But hey you got a man that man did fuck up that pussy the man made room even if it wasn't that much demand tray he should get appreciation for that for real
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I'm so confused right now.
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Ah
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I need you to answer this question. Just like just imagine an 80 to 90 year old man comes up to you and starts patting and tickling your balls How would that make you feel? Please answer this question because
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Bro, just fucking bark at him, he'll go away, it'll be fine, like... Ahahaha!
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There's nothing new. It's normal at this point.
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What?
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We don't talk about it. Don't want to get into the details.
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No, because we're talking about it. What?
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It all started when I was a little boy I was just playing on a playground and it's on man came up to me and said let me touch you and I'll give you $20 I'm at $60 that day
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No honestly like you're spitting like this is a really good idea but I think you should be the one to test it so go outside and tap on men's balls
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Haha, is bold of you to assume that I haven't been doing that.
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White I don't know
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What is the way you can't joke around with women bro they take this shit to fucking personally and they wonder why the fuck they in part of the fun like dick and you don't get fucking mad at me like no thank you
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At least like the majority of the women in this comment section like goddamn like can't take a fucking joke Yeah, you can call me immature all you want, but at least I can actually make jokes and not be fucking offended like, damn.
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On God, bro. On God, I agree with you, twin. and I've been very heavy this we
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And now like it's not even that funny anymore like I thought it was funny at first so I decided to post it And I'm sure other people found it funny too, but then these people coming in like oh well we had to carry you around for nine months like it was a joke you know I understanding.
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You ever think about how a woman can get away with being phallic shit because all she has to say is she's pregnant? But then she could just go to the gym, get skinny and adopt a baby.
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What? Like, I'm not mad about it. I'm literally agreeing with what the dude said. Like, don't just congratulate the woman, congratulate the man too. They've been calves kids without a man.
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What I was saying is the only reason that people congratulate women and not the men is because they're the ones that carry them around for nine months. But from my perspective, every time that I've ever seen a pregnant couple, I'm like, congratulations to both of you. Like I could
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Re-watching what I put earlier it did kinda seem like I was a little bit mad, but I really was I'm sick as fuck right now and it's 403 to have it slip at all.
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That's not like if a woman ever got away with doing that then damn they're fucking lucky because when you're when when when your stomach has fat on it it's still jiggly but when a woman is pregnant the skin on their stomach is stretched out so that's more
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So like the stomach is more tighter so it's not going to jiggle as much as fat would But if a woman's got away with that, then they're hella fucking lucky.
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enjoyment I forgot I turn on notifications You этот당wahwwww
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This is funny shit because y'all ****** cannot even fucking figure out a woman's body for like nothing Y'all can't like y'all can take a whole class about this shit and still not figure it out But for females we can figure that shit with a fucking snap in our fingers y'all ****** are shit proud not shit. I swear
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What's wild is you didn't realize that it was a joke. That's what's funny as shit. That's actually the funny part. Is that you couldn't realize that the post was a meant to be funny. Holy shit
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hey man I trying to judge but like site I
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I agree on both statements that people be saying in these comments. The woman got to be the one pushing that ugly fat ass baby off her vagina, so it may sense. Cause she got to go through a lot, but we should also pat the man's balls because they dizzy
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