There's not really an answer. It just kind of happens when you're born. It's the same reason why you have like cakes and shit. It just happens.

Because they like other women's things in their buttholes.

Well, you know what? There's this funny thing called being gay. And I know it's just kind of weird. It's a funny word, gay. But sometimes, um, males are not attracted to females, they're attracted to men. And, you know, they want to do sexual shit with men. They want to get married, they want to have children, they want to have relationships. I know relationships and dating is so funny.

Because they're ******* and they don't know what's going on around them.

Because everyone loves dick, just some people don't have the balls to say they love dick.