People will come up with the most amazingly insane excuses to excuse their dietary lack of hygiene. Like, girl, what do you mean no other animal in the world wipes their butt, so why do we? What other animal builds huts, has cognitive dissonance, and opposable thumbs?

We're hygienic? The fuck?

As somebody who's half white, I am very embarrassed by her behavior. I promise we wipe. Don't listen to her, she's full of shit.