Just fuckin' drink and drive and, you know, whoever comes out on top gets the guy.

If you like the same guy, then move on to somebody else, that's what I say. There's no point battling it out. And there's no point waiting for him to choose. It's only going to cause a divide between you and your best friend. Look how many men there are on the planet. So follow your heart.

I should be happy if I had none to fear, but when I do, I'm more than a hindrance.

The only logical thing to do here is to not date the guy. Both of you. Don't date him. She don't date him. Simple. Leave the situation alone. Move on. Both of you.

Are we forgetting about Girl Code? Um, if y'all both like him, that must mean he's off limits. It's fucking Girl Code. Move on to the next. He's off limits.