Okay, so I woke up this morning to some very disturbing images and videos of Kanye circulating on the internet. Basically, he was caught in a NSFW moment with his wife, publicly, on a boat, and let there be known, there's a couple other people on the boat, like it's a very tiny-ass boat, and there's like two or three people like right there, right next to them, which is just so uncomfortable to think about, and that they really just do not care. Like, I would be so uncomfortable if I was these other people, and they just, at this point, they don't care. Like, this girl is looking straight into the camera, she can see there's people obviously watching, they're obviously close enough to the shore where people can vividly see them up in Italy doing whatever it is. And these other pictures you can see, like Kanye's whole butt crack is just out. And it's just, it's too much. It's too much.

So, why is it big news?