One time I was biking with my friends and I had to use the bathroom. There was nowhere near so I shit my pants and had to throw away the underwear in the woods without them knowing. I had to go the rest of the day without any underwear on.

I bet that breeze felt nice though.

Bro, we got toilets for a reason. PARTY PARTY!

Um, okay, like honestly Did you get a chance to wipe though? Because like that's all i'm worried about right now. Fuck the story like did you get a chance to wipe? and like What? Oh my did you?

If there's nowhere near, I'm shitting in the woods before I shit on myself.