My man, why did you poop on the grass? Just go inside, go on the toilet, and take a dump there. Don't blame it on your dog either. You just are blaming it on your dog because you don't want it to die and like go to hell or something. I don't know!

my parents left me like outside and like i was locked like outside so like i had to take a really big dump and i went to sleep so i just took a shit in the gutter bro like oh my god i found you

It wouldn't even look like a dog's turn unless you like broke it apart and like stacked it on top of each other Cuz like, you know, they look they like come out in different pieces