My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Why did your teacher throw a staple at you?

You can't be serious.

I don't think that's a real story. Okay. All right. Fishing with a turtle. Yeah, Craig says that he got mad because he didn't- because y'all did it in the car without a turtle in the car. That's what he says and I still don't think that the story is true.

So it's time to call Saul.