My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

I had to learn about hazing, and one of the rules of hazing was beating somebody with an instrument. Or the definition of hazing, beating somebody with an instrument. And I was like, who is going to look at somebody they don't like and be like, I'm going to beat them with me instrument.