My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

oh my god this is so reliable like that one time when i set my teacher on fire because she settles homework and i didn't understand it yeah the question was one add one so i swallowed the paper drowned her in a pool and set the pool on fire and um yeah she just she went to the hospital just got a you know wet paper towel she was fine

You boo you mean

now me personally I just wouldn't let that slide I mean come on you're gunning for the other guy not me and now I am getting two stitches just from you so I mean I'm straight coming for you all right if that means I'm gonna get you fired then oh well if that means I'm gonna get you kicked out then oh well but man you made me get two stitches in the head so like either something gonna happen to you I'm straight calling the police so you know I'm just saying

Why you ain't get back?

That's so sad. Womp womp.