Obviously one of my closest mates. He hates pickles. He hates pickles. He won't eat a pickle. He refuses to eat it. If he sees one pickle in a sandwich, he's not eating that sandwich. He won't even take it out. He won't eat that sandwich at all. Like, he just won't touch it. However, he likes making pickle sandwiches, so he makes the sandwiches with the pickles and throws it away. I mean, what I do is I just take the sandwich and eat it, but like, I mean like it's free food for me.

Cuz that shit ain't good, *****.

Pause. How about a jar of banana peppers?

This is coming from the mother fucker from the same country who eat beans or motherfucking toast. Shut your bitch ass up talking about some damn food with a British accent. Bitch you have a British accent shut the fuck up bitch ass motherfucker

she also drinks the pickle juice, which is Mm-mm.