*****, if you don't put that fucking monstrosity down, no-neck-having-ass-bitch, what the fuck is this motherfucker supposed to do with his life, *****? This motherfucker like a fucking Ninja Turtle, *****. Kill this *****, man. Come on, dawg.

Bro, what the fuck is that?

What breed of dog is that? That a pet bull, bruh? Bruh like a gremlin. If I saw that dog running at me, I'd have been running from my life.

Where is his neck?

That dog is so cute, but I'm gonna make a joke, but like, honestly, why would you buy a dog off of Teemu? That makes no sense.

It's so cute. I want it now. Give me it. Now. I need it. This will solve my depression in two seconds. Please.

The fuck wrong with his body, bro?