Yeah, facts. My ****** be playin' with my booty hair and stuff like that. We be doin' that all the time.

If you don't play with your homie's hair, you're a fucking bitch.

Just a little gay, but like, if it's with a homie, chill out with my homie, I'm a macaroni. Mmmmm.

I don't know, man. That seems pretty gay to me. Just my opinion, though. It's kinda weird.

Um, I like girls and boys So my boy best friend I play with his hair and nobody thinks well Everybody thinks I'm dating him. And then when I mess with the girl a girl's hair They'll be like, oh you guys are just friends and blah blah blah but half the time I'm dating that female so I Don't touch females hair unless they my best friend or just my friend cuz I don't know I'm weird But if I was a dude and I was playing with my

That's some gay shit right there, because even my own buggy won't let me play with his hair. That should be illegal, right?