Girly, the only thing you're shaking is your bones.

But no one gives a shit, no one wants to look at you, you fucking prick.

I need to be quiet like you'll be saying her butt is freaking so big and amazing if it moved Like shut up

Girl, can I ask? What are you doing? Like, that is no ass shaking, that is no twerking, that is a fucking hulu hulu, that is a fucking hulu hulu nuka nuka aboa a dance, the fuck?

Now, as a professional ass inspector, I would suggest not trying to throw your ass in a circle. Maybe side to side, or up and down, but never in a circle. Cause then you look fucking crazy. And that's what it looks like now. You look a hot ass mess. Try again tomorrow, maybe you'll succeed.

But I also love being about to put it back on because I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Stop shaking it because you're not shaking nothing!