One.

One, give me your hair please.

I'm sorry, but you are the definition of fluoride, iodine, and neon. F-I-N-E. Fine.

My dream afro Why can't my hair look like that?

Do you know what I find so fucking unfair? People in this world are so fucking gorgeous. Like... You're honestly the prettiest person I think I've seen on here. I love your hair. Oh my gosh, I wish I looked like you. You're so perfect.

She about to mop the floor.

Well I know this is not the way it's done You told me think about it, well I did Now I don't want to feel a thing anymore I'm tired of begging for the things that I want I'm oversleeping like a dog on the floor Imagine living like a king someday I'm tired of begging for the things that I want