Bro, what is this relationship, is this relationship bro like, what is this?

I'm glad they got that shit out the way. What the fuck? If someone ever grabs me by my like, like not even my, he didn't even grab her by the chin like elegantly. He just grabbed her like just like, like just like her fucking face. Like smushed her fucking face to kiss. If someone ever kissed me like that, I'mma pretend like that wasn't even a kiss. Because if my first kiss is like that, I'm gonna have to redo my first kiss with somebody else because what the fuck? Ain't no way.