What is the widest thing that a person could do? like anybody, like any race in ethnicity.

The weirdest thing a white person can do is basically anything because... But that's why Dan Hall movies, because nobody else would be stupid enough to go somewhere And these stupid things look like white people.

Dude lake season the chicken and boil it oh my God

Be white that is the whitest thing so I can do is to be white

Green, green grass, blue, blue sky

The whitest shit you could do is let your dog eat off of the spoon or the bowl that your food is in. And then use that spoon to give it to someone else or yourself. Be sure nasty. I did it.

Hmm, shut up, I didn't ask you.

bring brownies to someone's door when they first move in like bake them a a freaking pie or something

Only adding salt and pepper into your food.

Fall while getting chased from a serial killer. Like, that's the widest shit. And then they fall over nothing. Like, they just fall. That's the widest. to be.

Make anything that is a casserole that's super white