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Do you really think your non-existent flabby arse tits are gonna save you from this fucking abomination of a body?

Not gonna lie, Nutspeed, I'm not, like, gonna judge or anything. You gotta get bigger pants. Cuz, um, those ain't working.

Nah, boy, I got a ass in the front and the back, get the fuck out of here, huh?