Okay, because one of my bullies, he used to be shorter than me. Of course I never mentioned it, because I ain't wasting my shit on that. And then they'll start an argument, nobody wants unnecessary arguments, but this man grew like five fucking inches throughout last summer and I'm like, damn, now I can't secretly call you shorty under my breath. Like why'd you have to grow, man? Like you need to start short, like let me call you shoddy.

now that's so true because literally i was i used to be that average height but the boys were like shorter than me and then out of nowhere as soon as i come back to school they're like eight feet taller how is this how how