You look like you have a mild form of Asperger's and you can't communicate properly.

Cut my life in two pieces, this is my last resort! By the way, love the hat, kinda matching. Yeah, it looks great on you. I also have red hair and it's a pain to maintain.

Wait, hold up, you're dude, right? Like, you're male?

Yo, you look like the, um, you look like the high from that show Wednesday!