You smell like penis.

Something... Deadly, bro.

Body odor and toe jam.

I feel like you would smell like when, like, you're camping and you find a river where it's really, really mossy and it smells like water and moss. Yeah, I think you smell like water and moss. You look like you smell like water and moss. That'd be really cool. That's what I think you... That's... Yep.

I bet you smell like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age.