What did I get arrested for and why?

You were selling perks to little kids in McDonald's.

You got arrested from flicking my pussy too hard

They called they caught you smoking a blunt behind the dumpsters fucking on one of your coworkers behind the dumpster

He's running! Get him! I'm kidding. Um honestly, I'm misunderstanding dude. You saw something, you're running, and they're trying to get your ass.

Do y'all ever just like Jay for just like with her ass and like your finger goes to the toilet paper and it goes up your ass cousin

They caught y'all dumb ass, selling dead cockroaches on the dark web with y'all dumb ass, boy. They caught y'all dumb ass, fucking fitting all of Vietnam with y'all dumb ass. They caught y'all ass, god damn, putting fake Hershey's kisses, I'm gonna fall in your mouth, dumbass. almost she

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Boy it look like you got arrested for giving me the wrong order at Burger King

On a totally separate note and I could be wrong about this but um you look like you need to re-twist

You like you got caught sticking your dick inside a hole in a tree