What did I get arrested for and why?

They call Chavez robbing a gas station at the gas station money

Whoever is behind this account is not black that is not a blue you are not black Jafari Lori that is not a real name that is not a real name

You got like the things that Burger King people wear like the hat so I'm guessing like you stole money from them so like money laundering whatever that shits called I don't know

Hey, you are the guy who cut your dick off and put it in my sandwich bro

You put your dog in a blender and made a smoothie

Ehhh likeness

I ain't singing in my racist butt. You know. Hmm

I'm gonna say DUI.

Um, they definitely caught him with crack heroin or cat kidnapping. um yeah i think kid nothing is a good bet or maybe like illegal parking

Tactical Nuke, incoming!