What did I get arrested for and why?

You look like you asked a five-year-old to help me find my puppy.

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Um, probably for not celebrating International Women's Day. I'm just saying if that's the truth, you got a whole another thing coming. You don't got to worry about the fucking police. They're not gonna fucking hold me back. Oh my goodness

You got caught pissing on garbage like a like a garbage thing behind the target

You put a bunch of ice cubes inside the fryer at McDonald's

No it's all about the fuck a cheeseburger

Yeah I'll see you must've had to rape your dog

That ***** got caught putting his dick on the grill.

You probably had some weed on you when you got pulled over or something

Because you're black though