Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so fat the only letter she knows is KFC.

Your mama's so fat her blood type spaghetti sauce.

I'm so fat that when she goes to the mountains the bears hide their food.

I'm so fat when she went on the scale it said It said I need your weight not your phone number.

Your mama so ugly your mama so ugly whatever the Kool-Aid man what did you rule he said oh no I said oh yeah I'm funny

Your mothers tits work with such severity that the late artist Salvador Dali mistake them for clocks

Tyler fuck what the fuck are you doing here man with the coordinates lake oh my god what is the best your mama joke answer in the comments below don't forget to leave a like like what's up

Your mom... Your mom is all joke already fat fuck.

Are you such a dumb-ass, though?