Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Hey Siri is celery sales meeting meeting a goddamn recall nephews piss the bed or drinking any good night now will fucking Mexican want to look at any of that ass adult a seahorse looking in the goddamn regurgitate

Your mama's so old, Jesus sent next to her in school.

So fat when she stood in front of the TV, I missed three seasons of my show.

Your mom so fat even God cannot lift her spirits

Your mum is so fucking old that she's a duster instead of a vibrator

Can you shut the fuck up

Your mama gave birth to you so you can do the hard labor around the house.

yo mama fat as a bitch

Mama is so old that her personal comes out as power