Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

I'm not the right person to ask because I'm just gonna say that's what she said because I like that one the best. Thank you Michael Scott.

Your mom is so fat that her belt size is equator. Your mom's nose is so big that I go bowling with her boogers.

Man yo mama so down ugly fat butt have an ass Nager gorilla back have an ass Nager fucker orangutan we can have an over your mama so fat every time I see her I see a damn fucking clown

Yeah, mom is so big she wear a hula hoop as a belt. Yeah, period. big why's Thomas Paul better bits

Um, ha ha ha, your mom's dead. AHHHHH! FUCK MY ASS!

Yo mama so fat when she sat in the back of the school bus and make the bus do Willy

Well, this is Secretary James Johnson, and this is what he basically means. If you're a resident of an old residence, do you remember what you said, Do formerly

your mama is so dumb and stupid she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl

Your mom was so fat that your mama cannot stand a chair. She would break that shit, my *****.

Hello my name is Robert Higginbotham Anna owl mama sound style friend when she heard the weatherman saying it was gonna be chilly outside and she brought up on us Brown