Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Your mom so fat she went bungee jumping and she didn't even touch the cord before she fell she just fell through the earths core she went a whole new sonic solar system she broke the Milky Way crochet she made a whole new galaxy she was the middle of the sun bro

Your mama asked so fat when she jumped into the air she got stuck

Your mama so short her ass be playing handball on the curb

Your mama so old that she stood behind Jesus in third grade

Yo mama teeth so yellow she smiled at traffic and that she slowed down

Your mom is so fat that she went to the beach and all the world started singing we are family

You want me so fed that she got baptized in SeaWorld?

Your mama so fat when god said let there be light he told him about the fuck away

So I banged this really ugly chick last night, but I left my wallet at her house. Could you go upstairs and ask your mom if she's seen my wallet?

Your mama's so fat that my mama fat.