Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so ugly when you was popped out you resembled her so she asked for a refund yo mama so ugly ha ha she wants a ugly contest they said sorry no professionals yo mama so ugly Yes

Tell mama so fat they thought they discovered a new black hole but it was just her asshole

Your mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack

Your mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the soap bar.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas mommy Money yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application Yo mama so big she take up both sides of the bed your mama so small she was a Dorito

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You tell your friend, his mother's so fat Columbus couldn't explore.

Your mama so fat she couldn't even fly across the country the plane fell.

Their mother their mother is a joke no set up no punch lines just say her name and then start hysterically laughing joke

Yo mama so dumb they told it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl

Your mama so fat even Dora can't explore her