All right you got to take a shit so bad right so bad but there's no bathrooms around you've got two options you've got a porta potty or you have one of those little set up tent things that you like crawl inside of and go to the bathroom and what those are the worst bathroom things ever which one would you choose

I would shit on your chest

Goddamn I choose the McDonald's that somewhere nearby you got me fucked up if you think I'm using the shitty diarrhea cupboard porter potty and I'm also ain't going in the ground fuck now

If I had to choose I'd have to pick the porta potty cuz I am not doing no fucking tent bro. Don't fuck

It don't matter I'm gonna get my shit off respectfully and I should go hit the bottom and go Tell me so I don't mind

Bro I'm gonna take that shit in that tent because a porter potty got way more fucking bacteria no silly I don't know what the fuck you're on that tent probably clean it in your ass that fucking plane

I don't like either choice but I'd rather choose the Porter John.

To go with tent potty because there's not as much bugs in there you can like keep it inside we are not using it no there's always spiders in Porter John's

Anywhere but the Porta Patti.

I don't, what, probably gonna take a shit wherever, however. Like if I got a shit I have to shit it is what it is, but if I got a CHOOSE probably a porta potty and I'll squat or I'll squat in the woods cuz uh yeah

Put a body all the way who the fuck is going to go with his heart for that bullshit just go to a porta potty it's really not that hard