You big as fuck. You is not gorgeous, you is not fine, you is not beautiful. They is lying to you. They is trying to hype you up. It's not working. It's all lies. It's a hoax. It's all lies, bro. They are lying to you, bro. They just trying to hype you up. Trying to push your, uh, fucking, uh, uh, uh, confidence up, bro. Boost that shit. Nah.

Bro, I just downloaded the app, what the fuck?

Do the Hokey Pokey and turn your big ass around and get the fuck back to your fucking seat. The fuck is wrong with your ashy ass?