Fucking hell mate, if I lived in that country and I marked cringe generated in each day, I'd kill meself.

you

I swear I did this too in school, I started a fake fight with my best friend, and shit was funny because they were like what the fuck whatever we didn't do that shit

No, what is that principal did because if the whole school said to do this I mean that must be a hella good principal because personally nobody's gonna do that to my principal

Thank you.