I'm going to try and rap, it's probably going to be really bad, but you can skip it if you want. All because I'm the lead singer of my band. So I got off stage right, dropped the mic. Walkers had chicks and I'm all like, suck ladies. I'm Slim Shady. I'm the lead singer of Detour Baby. They're like, oh my god, it's him. Pick up my fucking card, it's Eminem. Oh my god, I swear that you fucking rock. Please, Roger, please really suck your ****. I'll buy it now. All the fellas get jealous. Don't you want to drop the beat and do my cappellas?

And I could hold this here bro, why you look like a down syndrome fish

Bitch, it look like your lips gonna fall off. The fuck?

Facing the rising sun of our new day begun, Let us march on till victory is won.