But uh, stop staring at me like you're gonna try fucking molester me and the fucking two-year-olds I've got in my fucking basement, bro. Like, sure your eyes are fucking majestic, bro, but you look like a fucking buffalo chicken head chicken wing with fucking emu and a vibrator on top, as well as that with fucking dildos as legscent, like... What the fuck were you thinking when making this video, bro? You're a straight-walking fucking HIV, fucking STD, fucking...

I'm very sorry for saying this but you look like a homeless person. Like the hair, the coat, you know the homeless man coat, the hat. I'm sorry, you just look like you're literally about to leave. You just got kicked out to go live on the streets.