Girl, you are underage. Please stop drinking at this moment before we make you drinking from anyone illegal and you will be arrested and thrown into area 51.

Real quick, I need you to pour a shot down the middle of them teddies and I'm gonna slurp that thing up real tight.

Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you, you're cute as hell.

Lil Pauly 2 P's, when I pull up they're like who's that? I'm in a scut pack with a Cali sack and a fat pack

Hello? Hello?