Bro's like... Like bro

How hard is it just to take a picture bro? Like you know you gotta do all that extra shit with your phone, your mouth, flexing your muscles bro. Just take a picture with your damn hand Hold, put your phone in your hand Hold it up to your mirror with your reflection And hit take a photo. It's that easy

Stop sucking the vomit!

Honest question, is your phone okay?

Does your phone taste good?

What are you deep-throwing your phone for? Like, goddamn.

I really hope you play this cuz oh girl you test my patience with all these seductive photographs and all these one-off vacations you've been taking clearly a lot