Oh, you know, from a skill of one to ten, how do you rate me? My single man still lives with his mom, but I get the bills paid. I'm smoking Dazaza. Let me know.

I broke it like a fucking mailbox but like you know I did but like anyway Babe, you're so gonna tipa what? Yeah!

What amalgamated eldritch horror are you?

Look man you're extremely handsome in my eyes bro you know no Homo man but geez bro you can pull someone especially mean

Solid zero.

I reverse searched most of y'all making fun of this fake dude for being fat but when I searched y'all was fat as hell too this bitch was around this bitch could go be her own planet God damn.

Oh my god daddy, where have you been all my fucking life?

Let's see how anime I can get

You yell at your kid when she doesn't do what you want.

damn bro you were so into it

Much more.